mercatfat

for my next trick, i will attempt to make puns out of each and every bodily organ using only important political figures and objects. i will refrain from using too many dick-parts, because those puns are most likely to be stolen and used in a Fark political debate.

also, this list is by no means complete just yet. obviously.

Esophagus Unum
Martin Vas Defrens
Tonsulate
George Washington Liver
Donald Lungsfeld (it's better than Millung Fillmore)
Stromach Thurmond
Colon Powell (Or the less obvious Abraham Lincolon)
Ronald Rectum (there has to be one better than that, and not e pluribus rectum. that also sucks.)
Howard Spleen
Hannigallbladder Hamlin (lincoln's first vp)
Appendixander Hamilton
Hillary Clintestine
Thurgood Marshsmall Intestine
Spylorus T Agnew
Barparathyroid Boxer
Chester Hearthur
Achilles Tendon B. Johnson
William H. Pancreas (say it with your toungue out and it sounds like "rehnquist")
Ruth Bladder Ginsberg

i give up for now.